Forward Rankings, Week 30 – 9 To Go, Swim the Other Way.
You see that in the distance, it's kinda faint and it looks like it's priced way too high. That image you see is the mirage of a fantasy player in the £13.0 priced Sergio Aguero. Now the fixtures...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 31 – Eagles and Villains and R’s…Oh My
When does one week feel like 2 whole weeks. I will tell ya its the International House of Breaks, or IHOB. It's half as boring as the regular pancake joint, but won't leave you looking for guiltless...
View ArticleForward Ranks, Week 31 – Double Double Toil and Trouble
It's Week 31 the first in a string of upcoming double weeks and the forwards have all the value for this week's two-timing clubs. Of course I'm talking about those handsome devils Chuck Austin and...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 32 – Onward Christian Soldier
The comfort of forwards, it's like that all broken in chair at your Me-Maw's. It smells a little like cat and a lot like cat piss. Because cats aren't stupid they most certainly take advantage of the...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 34 – The Double Fox Surprise
The forward post is here folks. I must admit I have been on a semi uninspired lull lately and lost my inspiration. But no fear, Smokey always shows up....eventually. The forward post is basically...
View ArticleForward Rankings, Week 36 – Gamble? Or Don’t!
Flash forward. No seriously flash forward. They don't say flash defense. They do say flash dancer, which is a story of aspirations, hopes and dreams of a steel town chick. Ahhhh....the steel city,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Forward Rankings, Week 37: Candy Graham
Well we're winding down the season in Fantasy Premier League and scraping and clawing these final two weeks for all the points we can salvage. There's no better area to take chances this week than...
View ArticleStart ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 37 – Fantasy Premier League
So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em. You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 38: Coupe de Grâce Rankings
That's right lads we lasted all the way to Week 38 without being kidnapped, shot, or canceled. I know I find all of this pretty shocking myself. But we made it and hopefully you found our content...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League: Sh*T I’ve Thought Since The End Of Last Term
Welcome back my loyal dozen readers to Razzball's coverage of the Barclay's Premier League. I hope you've enjoyed your time off as much as I have. I've spent the better part of two months living in the...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 23 – Iggy Goin Down?
If you know or even listen to me at all, and know how hard it was to write, admit or even pursue the fact that Odion Ighalo is becoming a "maybe" option, then you will know it was hard. But after so...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 28
Abbreviated schedules leads to a short week, which leads to less time for all my nine children. No worries though, as I don't actually think fish qualify as children, just don't tell the IRS. This...
View Article2016 Fantasy Premier League Rankings: Forwards
The last and final installment is here. These guys are the goods, the bulgers of nets and fantasy pants. We try to cram as many of the big names into our rosters as possible, and unfortunately it...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 6
So now that we all have our eyes set on some transfer prizes and the midweek cup games have come to a head we can rank the players for Week 6. I gave it one extra day for injuries and such to show...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Week 6 – Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em
We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 8
Was it just me, or was that international house of breaks really long? For the avid fan it seemed like forever for the contrarian, I mean, who could care less about things footie, you probably aren't...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 9
The fantasy world revolves around rankings, well... rankings and cookies. Because I can't make any smart rankings decisions without some sort of cookie in my hand. So try that sometime, put a cookie in...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 10
Typing the lede into any story is always the hardest. I mean, I wanna sound interesting but not cliche. Cheeky but not corny, and just witty enough to gain your trust. Listen, if I haven't gained,...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 11
The title of the rankings usually says it all, but this week, this one here goes to eleven. It is one better then the previous and one less week to accumulate points in your otherwise goal of a season...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 12 – Midfielders and Forwards
As expected, the day after is the prize. I touched on it yesterday that the annexation of positions this week was happening. Why? Because it has been too long since I got to gab on about players,...
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